A haiku for girl scout cookies:
Green uniform time
Bite crunch crumble mint
Dissolve into fudge divine

Okay, you GIRL SCOUTS. I don’t have to play your games anymore! Holding those Thin Mints hostage all year long- teasing me with ordering time… then making me wait 3 or 4 months to get them. And then I EAT THEM ALL in a month… and the cycle begins again.

Keebler tried to come close with their fudge mint cookies. Close- but not right.

Now I have found Great Value FUDGE MINT COOKIES and I am liberated, you girl SCOUTS! I can buy them anytime I want! As long as I have $2.49.

The crunchy goodness. Crumble in my mouth. Burst of cool mint and then the melt of soft fudge coating. Oh, the grit of the cookie. The perfect texture of crisp crumbles. It’s ALL THERE.

If you are willing to go to Imperialist Big Box store, (which is the only place to buy Great Value).

Then again, you Girl Scouts, make sure you COME OVER TO MY HOUSE when you begin taking orders. There’s something soooo good about getting those cookies.

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